Disturbed by mozzie bites, woke up around 3am in the morning zzzz. Cold came along with it, great...until around 4am I then lie down in bed again. While asleep, dreamt a few stuff that is both realistic and not so realistic. I told myself that I'm gonna do this stuff call "Dexter's Top 5: You know it's wrong when..." So let's start!


Number 5!

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You know it's wrong when.......[People start praying to kettles]


Number 4!

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You know it's wrong when.......[People thinks that nothing makes a girl or guy more attractive than to dress exactly like hundreds of thousands of other girls and guys who all dress exactly like girls and guys in malls. ]

Number 3!

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You know it's wrong when.......[People can type an SMS on your phone as quickly as you would if you had a regular keyboard.]


Number 2!

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You know it's wrong when....[Kids starts to hold guns when they should have been holding books instead!]

and for Dexter's No. 1 You know it's wrong.............

[You've lost your sense of irony, sarcasm, and cynicism. ]

That's all for now. Later people!